Sunday, December 2, 2012

Welcome to Hell(-_-)

Ok, so here's what's up. First, I would like to point out that the demonic child in the above video is the coolest kid ever for keeping a straight face and chasing dude outta the building. JFS.
moving on. I am a bored, broke, married mother of a psychotic toddler (whom I love with all my little heart). I have recently lost my job because I had an inappropriate demeanor at work. I totally called my boss a fat bulldog. not my brightest shining moment as far as careers go, but abso-fuggin-lutely worth seeing her face. She LEGIT looked just like UGA hahaha

On with the "about me" BS, I suppose it's necessary to let you all know, I have a AWFUL sense of humor, even worse mouth, and I am (as far as I know) the MOST opinionated person alive possibly dead too, I'm not sure. Believe it of not, I have anxiety and depression "disorders". I'm not sure why they call them that though. I'd like to know what's considered "in order". Regardless, I don't take meds, so sometimes I get a little emotional. Don't judge me, just go with it. Speakin of, I DO NOT RECOMMEND YOUNG CHILDREN OR HIGHLY SENSITIVE PEOPLE READ/WATCH ANYTHING I POST ON HERE. I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR LACK OF PARENTAL OR SELF-CONTROL!!! Just sayin, have to cover my ass.